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About the Game
You've spent 20 long years living in the confines of your overbearing mother's garage. Your father mysteriously vanished before you were born. But hey, you've had plenty of time to work out and dream about the wonders of the world. Sucks to be you though. People eat slime, corruption is rife, and everyone wants to fight you... But maybe if you can find your father and become the 'Dark Fist' people whisper about, somehow you could actually be humanity's savior, and the one who uncovers the super-secret secrets of the Good Corporation... Or not. It's a choose your own adventure. Stay in the garage if you want.
Back when things weren't so cyberpunk, a nameless cool guy rose from the streets, punched out the big and bad, found his father and it was all good. Welcome to the future. It's corrupt, we use sea shells instead of toilet paper, and everything is cyberpunk now. The streets are familiar, but now there's lots of neon. Dive into an adventure filled with hilarity, 80’s nostalgia, and punching. Even more punching than before!
Punch, kick, or even cheat your way through if that's your style. Becoming the best damn fighter aint easy. It takes time, training, dedication, and dollars! Build up your stats and techniques, plan your match and create your own incredibly awesome school of fighting! Sounds better than losing and everyone laughing at you, right? While nothing beats good old-fashioned blood, sweat and tears, neuro training and illegal software sure sound tempting. And only a minor risk you’ll be exposed as a fraud right before your last brain cell packs up and leaves.
Life in the rat race is fast-paced, time-consuming, and requires effective management to survive. Just like Punch Club 2! It’s literally a simulation game! Manage your time and funds, while you climb the ranks of the fight leagues. Meanwhile you'll have to find work, either for the police, the mob, the mafia, or just about anyone else you cross paths with. Completing quests will give you access to new fighting schools and moves, dollars, good person points and even the Lion Queen on VHS! Stop reading the Steam page and get grinding!
The first rule of Punch Club -- tell everyone about Punch Club! Wishlist it now, or prepare to fight (for legal reasons, we won’t actually fight you).
