Pizza Bandit is what happens when a third-person shooter crashes headfirst into a cooking show — bullets, bounties, and burnt crusts flying everywhere. In this mission-based, 4-player co-op adventure, you play as an ex-mercenary chasing an oddly specific dream: opening the galaxy’s greatest pizza joint.
Armed with time-travel tech and a questionable business plan, you’ll dive into chaotic eras, take down dangerous targets, and cook under pressure—literally. From flipping dough in a warzone to seasoning your kills with style, every mission is a high-stakes recipe for disaster… and maybe, just maybe, your dream pizzeria.
🍳 Cook or Be Cooked
Get ready to take on diverse missions that test both your trigger finger and your culinary skills. You’ll have to dodge relentless enemy attacks while cooking under pressure—chopping, assembling, and plating meals mid-battle. It’s not just about firepower, but about precision, multitasking, and keeping your cool when the kitchen turns into a warzone.
🔥 Speed, Spice, and Spray 'n Pray
Fast-paced battles demand quick reflexes and even quicker thinking—as you dive, roll, and shoot your way through chaos like a caffeinated stunt double. Enemies aren’t just fast—they're unreasonably angry, absurdly persistent, and definitely not fans of your cooking.
🔫 Lock. Load. Let It Simmer.
Every mission starts in the loadout screen—so choose wisely. Your skills matter just as much as your guns, especially when you’re juggling bounties and baking. Scavenge ingredients and weapon parts mid-mission to upgrade your arsenal. Score big with bounty contracts to unlock deadlier tools and spicier skills.
🍽️ Your Restaurant, Your Vibe
Between bounty runs, you’ll funnel your hard-earned credits into the dream: a pizzeria worth fighting (and frying) for. Buy furniture, kitchen appliances, neon lights, and wall decor to customize your future five-star hotspot. Just don’t ask where the funding came from.
🕶️ Style Is Half the Battle
Dress like the unhinged culinary assassin you are. Mix and match outfits, highlight colors, glowing accessories, hairstyles, and skin tones.
Whether you’re channeling streetwear chef or intergalactic food warlord, the drip is yours to command. (Facial and body morphing not included)
🤝 1–4 Player Co-op (a.k.a. Chaotic Goodness)
Roll solo or roll deep in 2–4 player co-op. Mission difficulty scales to your squad size, but don’t get too cozy—friendly fire is always on, and miscommunication is half the fun. With quick-join enabled, you’ll be yelling “Who burned the crust?!” with strangers in no time.
